2010年10月17日星期日

Parable tells of 33 men and women between the image

1, each woman has two versions, the former is in the workplace, social situations for others to read, makeup, and shiny; which is home to a loved one to see, put on home uniforms, pajamas, complain. Marriage, the husband usually can only see his wife's paperback and hardcover other women - one of the motivations affair.

 
2, is a beautiful woman passes - the old saying only, can be considered irrefutable truth. Is obviously a sugar-coated bullets, are not necessarily won her final return, but is dead set to please her. The lack of visual effects that even though there is obviously a medicine woman, because the bitter, men are often not resolved to marry her.

 
3, the marriage is an umbrella. With it, comfortable and naturally sun wind and rain, but more flat light weather, an umbrella inevitably more cumbersome.

 
4, a woman asked: "Do you love me?" Answered the man: "I love you!" The man asked: "Why do not you accept me?" Woman A: "You can find better than me" - it seems men and women like to use between synonyms, but added a banana out of a layer of skin, cotton, or hidden inside a needle.

 
5, such as the clothes his wife - popular so changes, the cost of increasingly expensive clothes; man does not a good thing - but it is after all a woman's greatest buyer's market.

 
6, love, men to women compared to stars, birds, angels, etc. and the sky of things; En-off situation must, the man to the sky for themselves, to put it back in the woman loved the ground up.

 
7, the old couple, as long as possible. Some people say they love each other. But the doctor said that the cause is from morning till evening, the same diet, regular rest synchronization. The same tree as the leaves are longer.

 
8, the older unmarried men and women like sitting on the station by bus. Sometimes because the bus seats are too comfortable, just do not want to get off; sometimes because they do not understand their own site under the. Men and women not to marry for life? They are bus drivers.

 
9, from childhood to have successfully come to drawing near, would be a miracle. Like the original plan to walk from Beijing to Guangzhou, all the way there is always the temptation to voice: "Come along." Walk your feet very difficult.

 
10, I have - heard these words, the parents worried about children's health; friends thought this man child careers; wife immediately felt heavier burden of housework; girlfriend in tears, she began aware of their place in his mind his career is not necessarily important, or even simply a break in the signal or excuse.

 
11, a group of people doing the most modern adventures in the discussion? Mountain climbing, paragliding, extreme sports ... ... say what's there. In fact, the feeling is the biggest risk, and in any era so. Big deal because of various risk-taking behavior in one death, but the emotional torment but people living death.

 
12, who is the animal affection, beloved plants. If love is denied, of course, is to leave animals, because plants will not give birth to the foot to foot.

 
13, Xu Meijing have a song called "cigarette you smoke," wrote a woman running all over town to buy his infatuation smoked cigarettes. The film "Man in the evening", the ghost standing behind Tony Leung Ka Fai, asked a clerk ERE cigarettes? There are "faint smell of tobacco fingers, from memory, the taste of love." - Why do smoke, rather than the memory of another woman more arousing? Only one explanation.

 
14, a person confess to the priest, who during the Second World War when a person Cangzaijiali, and received his rent. Pastor said that there is no fault of comfort. However, this person asked, Should I tell him the war is over it? - And when we believe in love still, after all, can it passed, and we do not want to face reality, as if kept in the dark. The question is "rent" mean?

 
15, first, love and sex, first love, after sex, just as after the first chicken egg, chicken and eggs after the same, hard to say which is the truth, which is more noble than another.

 
16, men often told the biggest secret confidante, not a homosexual, family or wife. When his wife became a confidante of her powers of this part was immediately canceled. This is called mixed.

 
17, many singers have never loved to sing love songs, this is the most ridiculous thing is the most sensible thing. Loved would not sing so intoxicated.

 
18, the more in-depth the more long-term relationships, caring for more and more concrete, from the elegant to the customs, from Spirit to flesh. Love, she asked him, "you feel pretty not pretty?", She asked him after marriage, "6 dollars a pound fish expensive?" Or "not good for your hemorrhoids?"

 
19, marriage is the keyboard, too much order and rules; love is the mouse, point to pass. Than men from the host, memory, the most important; woman like monitors, all can see that.

 
20, good woman is a man's school. Hope that this good woman, a good student but never graduated.

 
21, an unmarried woman lamented, good men all become other people's husband, did not marry a decent man? Someone reminded her that no man can be self-taught.

 
22, remember the college or park on the lawn and the shade of love? Now replaced by imports of lawn grass, trees have become less and less.

 
23, rock singer Yong sung, or a dog? Today for me to say the words that, while a dog.

 
24, men tend to work in a partner and life partner a clear distinction, therefore, he would like to cooperate with the strong woman fall in love with the gentle woman, with the latter in front of those who drink tea, therefore, "fallen angels ", the killer Dawn Reis partner for many years with the business relationship is still on the street once in love with Karen women.

 
25, I'm ugly, but I am very gentle - men and women of today with the adapted version of the Chao Chuan, but I am real. That is, I'm not pretty, but I cool; I am not rich, but I'm happy; I failed, but I am confident; I do not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

 
26, birthday is a stage, a test, a chance. Love, men will take advantage of this; married, women will use it.

 
27, the radio is often song, love the person might want to hear. Unlikely to hear, but often there is a miracle actually. Some say that love is a fever, but said it was a miracle of love was accurate. Love life than the typical no miracle, it can make the ugly becomes beautiful, the other impossible becomes possible.

 
28, Zhang Xiaoxian said, not because of you, but his heart is tired. Hit the pillow as sleepy, caught in a sunny day out. But with "Because of you," the words, enough to make her full of a sense of accomplishment.

 
29, when young, took many photos, a laptop placed in the living room for others to see; wait until the old, and had just understand that photos are taken to see for himself. Thick lenses of his life before us, link writing memoirs have been saving.

 
30, a child to eat 30 dumplings as an ideal of life, I am very happy; monthly income of 5000, I still feel happy. When the cause of love, family, money, nothing missing, people are often still missing one thing - hunger. The desire to maintain a happy bottom line.
31, now people tend to marry later, with an average age of marriage for men was 30.9 years, female 27.7 years. No matter how late, or small men and women the main structure. Women enjoy the one hand, the feeling of being taken care of, on the one hand want their old more slowly than his.

 
32, there can be love without sex marriage, as fruit can not have four seasons. However, not being married for less than sub-room.

 
33, have their own house, unmarried woman is like a small vacuum old, and patient selection lover slowly. A man and a woman to seek the views of married save the money to buy a house, right? Female answer.

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